Prefect--

A+920--

[After a long pause, as he's checking the journal]

--164626. You didn't go wandering off, did you?

And yes, I know I'm a woman now. Hard to miss the br-- er. Anyway. I don't want to hear any cute comments from anybody, alright? I'm still myself, cosmetic differences aside.

THIS. IS. INSANE!!

PIRANHAS? REALLY? ARROWS?

What's the POINT of all this?! STOP KILLING ME, YOU BLOODY LUNATIC!